New York was his town, and it always would be.

"I know I don't smoke. I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one."

"When it comes to relationships, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg Award."

"Your self-esteem is like a notch below Kafka's."

"I was thinking there must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship with a woman that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun."

"What are you telling me, that you... you're gonna leave Emily and run away with the winner of the 'Zelda-Fitzgerald-Emotional-Maturity'-Award?"

(Isaac, gespielt von Woody Allen, in: "Manhattan".)