Dienstag, 8. März 2011

Movie theater etiquette. A manual.

In light of recent developments:

1. If you're late, find a seat near the entrance.
2. Get seated quickly and quietly. Don't block anyone's view.
3. If there are plenty of unoccupied seats, leave at least one between yourself and the next person you don't know empty.
4. Shut the fuck up.

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  1. - No kissing/snuggling.
    - No eating, especially no eating that involves any sound.
    - No drinking, unless you're on the verge of dehydration or drinking alcohol helps you to keep quiet.
    - No forced end credits reading. If you're interested in who ordered beverages or wiped the actors' asses during the making of the movie, research it on the internet.